By the power of Greyskull, I have the TOWAH!!
One of Nate Story’s ZipTowers (patent pending), a vertical hydroponic/aquaponic growing tower. Just need the pump, already planted seeds in it.
Also pictured is my super-scaled-down growbed. I lost a lot of plants, so I decided to swap to a smaller growbed (an ice tray), which allowed me to put the hood back on.